I found this on my old MySpace page. I thought it was kind of funny.
Whatever happened to the old days where ppl would post a “help wanted” sign in the window? And you would go in take that sign, and they would hire you on the spot? Now it’s all online. Even though you took the time to write a detailed resume’ they want you to retype it all into their online site …. but wait that’s not all, you get to fill out a 45 min questionnaire. Then go through background checks, a psychical where the doctor plays with your balls while you lay on top of a cold table, (can I get some flowers or something first?) A drug screening, and to top it all off they have the nerve to ask if you’re black, white, pink, or purple THEN when you do go for an interview or something THEY WANT YOU TO FILL OUT AN ACTUAL APP.